GWAR Singer Oderus Urungus Defends Sarah Palin "Slaying"
ODERUS TO TAKE OVER DECIBEL MAGAZINE'S TWITTER ACCOUNT THIS FRIDAY FROM 3:00-4:00 PM EASTERN
GWAR have always made this world a better place by killing off celebrities and politicians on stage during their legendary live show. Blood thirsty GWAR fans crave and expect this, and yes, your Lords and Masters make good on it nightly. The "Bloody Tour of Horror" is no exception to this as it features warty front thing Oderus Urungus and the rest of the band tearing apart Lady Gaga and former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Apparently the Sarah Palin constituents and supporters have caught wind of the nightly slaying and the political blogs and websites have been just overwhelmed with comments about Palin's untimely demise. Check out the video at youtube.com.
Is GWAR getting ready to delve into the political field even more? Will Oderus run for president? Is Sarah Palin really dead? Did Oderus fuck her corpse? Only one alien would have the answer to that question…
When reached for comment on this highly offensive slaying of Mrs. Palin, (to Republicans and tea partiers at least) possible presidential candidate and overlord Oderus gave the following statement:
"Is this what American politics has come to? We have killed every President since Reagan, regardless of party affiliation, and the proof of it is all over the net…but the right-wing tea bag numb-nuts are getting their knickers in a twist over somebody that doesn't even hold office, and in fact left her office as Alaskan governor in order to concentrate on her reality show…and is this woman actually being considered as a potential president? Why does the agenda of the right require that America be viewed as a global laughing stock? Because between Wikileaks and the attention this idiot gets, that is exactly what you are…" scoffed Oderus.
"Besides, we don't even kill her, just rip her in half, and honestly she seems to love it! Anything for attention, I suppose."
Santa Oderus is currently featured on the latest issue of Decibel Magazine. The magazine also features an amazing story about the inner workings of GWAR's infamous "Slave Pit". If you haven't picked up your copy yet, you can do so online at decibelmagazine.com.
In addition to being on the cover of Decibel, Oderus will be taking over Decibel's twitter account this Friday December 3rd from 3-4 PM EST. Make sure to follow @dbmagazine on Twitter and see what kind of Christmas Cheer Oderus has in store. He will be giving away prizes and will be answering questions from you, the lowly human scum. This could be your one chance to interact with biggest dicked alien front man in the music business, unless you bring crack to an upcoming show…then Oderus will hang with you all night.
Recently GWAR took to the stage on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon on NBC. The band performed their new single "Zombies, March". The performance will be airing again this Friday night December 3rd at 12:35 AM EST on NBC, so if you missed it the first time or if you saw it the first time, watch it again this Friday night.
GWAR's latest masterpiece "Bloody Pit of Horror" is in stores on now and you can also purchase it on the official GWAR page on the Metal Blade Records website at: http://www.metalblade.com/gwar. The landing page includes all current tour dates, GWAR footage from both GWAR.tv and MetalBlade.tv, and pre-orders for "Bloody Pit of Horror" on CD, a GWAR t-shirt, or the ultimate "Bloody Pit" package that includes the CD, the GWAR t-shirt, and a 12x12 autographed cover print! (While supplies last or until GWAR decides to start using the prints as rolling papers…whichever comes first)
Catch GWAR on the "Bloody Tour Of Horror", with The Casualties, Infernaeon and Mobile Deathcamp:
12/2 - Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom
12/3 - Regina, SK @ Riddell Centre
12/4 - Winnipeg, MB @ The Garrick Centre
12/6 - Minneapolis, MN @ The Cabooze
NO SLEEP TIL… FESTIVAL AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND
FOR MORE INFO ON THE FESTIVAL VISIT: http://www.nosleeptil.com.au
12/10 - Auckland, New Zealand @ ASB Showgrounds
12/12 - Perth, Australia @ Arena Joondalup
12/15 - Adelaide, Australia @ Adelaide Entertainment Centre
12/17 - Melbourne, Australia @ Melbourne Showgrounds
12/18 - Sydney, Australia @ The Entertainment Quarter Moore Park
12/19 - Brisbane, Australia @ RNA Showgrounds
AFTER XMAS DATES
12/26 - New York, NY @ Best Buy Theater
12/27 - So. Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground
12/28 - New Haven, CT @ Toad's Place
12/29 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
12/30 - Norfolk, VA @ The Norva
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