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GWAR GOES TO COLLEGE? GWAR TO BE INDUCTED INTO THE HARVARD LAMPOON
NEW ALBUM "BLOODY PIT OF HORROR" IN STORES NOVEMBER 9th ON METAL BLADE RECORDS

The two year 25th Anniversary Slay-A-Bration is showing no signs of slowing down, as your lords and masters GWAR are set to receive yet another accolade glossing their infinite greatness, this time in the form of a stunning endorsement from the academic community. GWAR is finally being recognized by The Ivy League colleges, and is now set to receive the prestigious honor of being one of a select few to be inducted into The Harvard Lampoon.

The Harvard Lampoon is America's oldest institution of humor, operating from the Harvard campus since 1876, and boasting an elite cadre of members that include the likes of Conan O'Brian and BJ Novak, as well as many of America's top comedy writers and performers. The ceremony will take place this Saturday October 16th at the world-famous Harvard Lampoon Castle in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

The Lampoon put out an official statement on GWAR’s induction:
"In honor of their prodigious achievements of slaughter, brutality, conquer, mayhem, and madness, The Harvard Lampoon is delighted to present GWAR with the award of "Most Terrible, Vile, Disgusting, Disturbed, yet Revoltingly Awesome Band Ever." On October 16th the band will travel to Cambridge, Massachusetts to visit the Castle and celebrate in a private induction ceremony, banquet, and live human sacrifice in their honor."

When reached for a comment on this prestigious honor Oderus briefly laid down his crack pipe and muttered:

"Me and the guys are as pleased as pig-shit to accept this near-meaningless accolade from a bunch of booze-sodden degenerates. To walk in the shoes that tread in the footsteps that tied the shoelaces that were Elijah Wood's big ass hairy hobbit feet fills me with a feeling not unlike lust but nothing like nausea. To mumble the words that were the drool that became the Jell-o that fell out of Bill Cosby's butt is the third most important thing to happen to me today. And finally, to lap at the glistening shores that is the toilet that Sarah Silverman left a dookie in is akin to having sex with Jesus's wife. We are honored, pleased, and gassy as hell as we accept this mantle-crushing award and the considerable attached cash prize…there is a cash prize, right?"

In other GWAR news…

The band has announced that they will be performing for the first time on network television on October 28th, when they take to the stage on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon". The shows airs 12:35 Eastern and the band will be tearing through their new single "Zombies, March!"

GWAR is giving human scum across the globe with the chance to watch their Halloween show streaming live from The Rave/Eagle’s Club in Milwaukee. The event will be a Pay Per View extravaganza and is scheduled to kick of at 11:00 PM Eastern Halloween night. Make sure to head over to GWARLive.com to sign up for the Pay Per View event of a lifetime today!

Tickets for this exclusive stream are $2.99 if you order before October 15, $3.99 if you order between October 16-30 and $4.99 the day of the broadcast.

TO ACCESS LIVE CONCERT STREAM VISIT:
http://Gwarlive.com
http://Webcast.TheRave.com

GWAR’s latest masterpiece "Bloody Pit of Horror" will be in stores on November 9th, but you can pre-order your copy today from the official GWAR page on the Metal Blade Records website at: http://www.metalblade.com/gwar. The landing page includes all current tour dates, GWAR footage from BOTH Gwar.tv and MetalBlade.tv, and pre-orders for "Bloody Pit of Horror" on CD, a GWAR t-shirt, or the ultimate "Bloody Pit" package that includes the CD, the GWAR t-shirt, and a 12x12 autographed cover print!

Catch GWAR on the "Bloody Tour Of Horror", with The Casualties, Infernaeon and Mobile Deathcamp:
10/14 - Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
10/15 - Clifton Park, NY @ Northern Lights
10/16 - Worcester, MA @ The Palladium - Rock N Shock Festival*
10/17 - Montreal, QC @ Theatre Telus
10/19 - Moncton, NB @ Club Oxygen
10/20 - Halifax, NS @ The New Palace
10/22 - Quebec City, QC @ Theatre Imperial
10/23 - Toronto, ON @ Opera House
10/24 - Rochester, NY @ Water Street Music Hall
10/26 - Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
10/27 - Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
10/29 - Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection
10/30 - Detroit, MI @ Harpo's
10/31 - Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
11/02 - Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
11/03 - Little Rock, AR @ The Village
11/04 - New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
11/05 - Houston, TX @ House of Blues
11/06 - Austin, TX @ Waterloo Park*
11/08 - Lawrence, KS @ Granada
11/09 - Tulsa, OK @ Cain's Ballroom
11/10 - Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theater
11/11 - Englewood, CO @ Gothic Theater
11/12 - Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
11/13 - Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theater
11/14 - Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theater
11/15 - San Diego, CA @ House of Blues
11/16 - West Hollywood, CA @ House of Blues
11/17 - Ventura, CA @ Majestic Ventura Theater
11/18 - Chico, CA @ Senator Theater
11/19 - Reno, NV @ Knitting Factory
11/20 - Bend, OR @ Midtown Music Hall
11/21 - San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom
11/22 - Pomona, CA @ The Glass House Concert Hall
11/24 - Magna, UT @ The Great Salt Air
11/26 - Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
11/27 - Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory Concert House
11/28 - Seattle, WA @ Showbox SoDo
11/29 - Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
12/01 - Edmonton, AB @ Edmonton Events Centre
12/02 - Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom
12/03 - Regina, SK @ Riddell Centre
12/04 - Winnipeg, MB @ The Garrick Centre
12/06 - Minneapolis, MN @ The Cabooze
*Denotes Festival Date

NO SLEEP TIL… FESTIVAL AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND
FOR MORE INFO ON THE FESTIVAL VISIT:
HTTP://WWW.NOSLEEPTIL.COM.AU/
12/10 - Auckland, New Zealand @ ASB Showgrounds
12/12 - Perth, Australia @ Arena Joondalup
12/15 - Adelaide, Australia @ Adelaide Entertainment Centre
12/17 - Melbourne, Australia @ Melbourne Showgrounds
12/18 - Sydney, Australia @ The Entertainment Quarter Moore Park
12/19 - Brisbane, New Zealand @ RNA Showgrounds

CHECK OUT GWAR ON THE WEB
http://www.gwar.net
http://www.gwar.tv
http://www.gwarbq.com
http://www.youtube.com/gwar
http://www.metalblade.tv
http://www.facebook.com/gwar
http://www.myspace.com/gwarofficial

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