CATTLE DECAPITATION launches disgusting new merch line for "California Blood Tour"
California Blood Tour kicks off in two weeks!
California's propagators of gore have just finished a new line of twisted merch designs for the California Blood Tour this Fall. The designs will be available EXCLUSIVELY at the band's merch booth throughout the tour and won't be available for purchase anywhere else until after the tour.
Here are some of the designs the band will have in stock…
"WE RUIN EVERYTHING" T-shirt:
This time we have another amazing design by Mike Hrubovcak of VISUAL DARKNESS based on the horrendous BP oil spill of the Gulf Coast with a bit of a Dio's "Holy Diver" album cover twist to it. The back says it all… "We Ruin Everything" as taken from a lyric from the song "The Gardeners of Eden" and designed by Lou Rusconi. The back print is the kicker... printed with opalescent foil to look as if the letters are actually made of oil swirling around in blackened waters, exactly as it would appear in real life. Please visit: www.visualdarkness.com & www.myspace.com/lourusconi.
"INHUMAN CENTIPEDE: SHIT SEQUENCE" T-shirt:
"I hate human beings"
- Dr. Heiter
You've seen the movie. You know the deal. We present to you… the "INHUMAN CENTIPEDE: SHIT SEQUENCE" T-shirt in all its 100% medically in-accurate glory! Printed on white shirts to keep with the dry erase board look, this marks the first ever white shirt that the band has ever printed! The design starts on the front with the marker outlines of an assortment of animals including a cow, a goat, a bear, a baby elephant, a seal and a goddamned hippo among many others (complete with the outlines of the connected gastric systems) and ends with a helpless and rather bummed human being expelling the waste he's collected internally from said animals. Just as Dr. Heiter would have done it… IF he was as sick as us! This is a rather unconventional print as it starts out on the front, connects on the side and finishes on the back! Sure to be a Cattle Decapitation classic and collectable. Designed by Travis Ryan with layout assistance by Kevin Wight.
"WAFFLE HOUSE" T-shirt:
That's right, back by popular demand is the re-worked and re-vamped design by vocalist Travis Ryan which made waves with late-night partiers and even a whole crew of actual Waffle House workers (they bought out 10% of the pressing!) back in the day when we first printed it. Printed only in limited quantities, we sold out of this design very quickly and never was printed again. This time, we made it bigger and better and extended the back to be a little more current with the famous eatery's menu…
Here's one that will really make mom finally give up on you. Be prepared for the words "Seriously?" and "Really? I mean… REEEEEALY?" to come out of her mouth. Hopefully the sight of this monstrosity won't make her combust with a "brand new breed of feces-bleeding disease" as seen with the poor fool on this shirt who has various forms of fecal matter spewing forth from the hundreds of anuses that have engulfed his face. Another hideous idea by vocalist Travis Ryan turned into reality by the incredibly graphically multi-talented Michael Windsor who has previously worked with bands such as Pig Destroyer, The Red Chord and The Black Dahlia Murder. Please visit: www.michaeljwindsordesign.com.
These are just a handful of the designs that Cattle Decapitation will have on this tour. Head over to their myspace page or www.cattledecapitation.com to see the rest! Hoodies, girly Ts, long sleeve Ts and more!
The California Blood Tour w/ Devourment, Knights Of The Abyss, Burning The Masses, Sons Of Aurelius
09/29 Tempe, AZ The Clubhouse w/ Condemned
09/30 Albuquerque, NM The Launchpad
10/01 Las Cruces, NM Mikey's Place
10/02 Amarillo, TX Club Khaos
10/03 Corpus Christi, TX Avery Event Center
10/04 Fort Worth, TX Ridglea Theatre
10/05 Tulsa, OK The Marquee
10/06 Little Rock, AR Downtown Music
10/07 San Antonio, TX White Rabbit
10/08 Metairie, LA The High Ground
10/09 Tampa, FL The Brass Mug
10/10 Stuart, FL Cruisers
10/12 Orlando, FL Back Booth
10/13 Raleigh, NC Volume 11
10/14 Spartanburg, NC Ground Zero
10/15 Baltimore, MD Sonar
10/16 Wilmington, DE Mojo 13
10/17 Patchogue, NY Karma
10/18 New York, NY Santo's Party House
10/19 Poughkeepsie, NY The Chance
10/20 Buffalo, NY Club Paradise
10/21 Cleveland, OH Peabody's
10/22 Detroit, MI Harpo's
10/23 Chicago, IL Reggie's Rock Club
10/24 Omaha, NE Sokol Underground
10/25 Denver, CO Marquis Theatre
10/26 Salt Lake City, UT In the Venue
10/27 Boise, ID The Venue
10/28 Seattle, WA Studio 7 w/ Slaughterbox
10/29 Portland, OR Satyricon w/ Slaughterbox
10/30 San Francisco, CA Thee Parkside w/ Slaughterbox
10/31 Las Vegas, NV The Farm
11/01 Hesperia, CA The Seen
11/02 West Hollywood, CA The Whisky