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Gwar Front Man Pledges Sex To Fans In Return For Votes
Oderus Urungus has taken the unprecedented step of pledging sex with anyone who votes for GWAR to win the 2011 Revolver Golden Gods award for Best Live Performance. GWAR is up against industry mega-weights like Rammstein, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, Megadeth and Sevendust.

"Our show is reality…we don't know what you mean by live performance…we get attacked by dinosaurs while doing what we enjoy best---luring you to your death with our mutant metal--and then slaughtering you! Don't let this category be won by a band whose show is just as good as the millions they can spend on it, all for an hour and a half show…vote for the band where the show never stops! Vote for GWAR!!!"

But as an added "perk" Oderus has pledged that anybody who votes for GWAR will receive a sexual act of some kind…once again it's better to let Oderus speak for himself.

"I pledge to have sex with anyone who votes for us. It will all be arranged thru the interweb, and on the next tour I will personally meet our supporters out behind the trash dumpsters and fuck them, suck them, whatever they want. If they don't want to do that, then I will have sex with something they own, like a dog, or a lunch-box. I will also be glad to rough-up anyone, ya know, smack ya around a bit, throw you in the garbage, hell even kick ya in the tummy…won't kill ya though&help;want you to be able to brag about it to your co-workers."

Fans can vote at http://www.revolvermag.com/beta/goldengods/voting
Balsac the Jaws of Death, GWAR's steel-faced guitarist had this to say about his lead singer's latest desperate attempt to get publicity.

"Oderus having sex with the fans behind the dumpster is nothing to brag about. It happens all the time. But please, please, don't let Sevendust beat us…"

In other GWAR news, it has been confirmed that the Crack-a-thon will return this year on June 3rd live from Alleykatz in Richmond, VA with hosts Oderus Urungus and Balsac the Jaws of Death. The countdown to the Crack-a thon is on visit http://www.crackathon.com more info. In addition to the Crack-a-thon, August 27th has been confirmed as the date for this year’s GWAR-B-Q. Visit http://www.gwarbq.com for the countdown clock and more info.

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TWITTER FEEDS:
ODERUS: http://twitter.com/therealoderus
BALSAC: https://twitter.com/BalSacJoD


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