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AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE to release "Jingle All the Way"; available digitally and on limited 7" vinyl!
The one and only AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE spent some time in the studio recently, mostly to lift weights, but also to record a few new songs. The songs are based on the ultimate holiday movie, Jingle All the Way, which stars Ahhnold, of course! The songs are a regaling tale of the pursuit of a one "Turbo Man" doll, sung by Tim Lambesis and Ahhnold.
The digital version of Jingle All the Way will be available for download wherever downloads are sold as of December 6th, 2011 and the limited 7" vinyl single will be available shortly thereafter and can be pre-ordered now. This piece of vinyl will be the perfect stocking-stuffer for the most brutal of friends and family. Ahhnold only asks that the vinyl not be gifted to "puny wimps" or "girly men".
Fans can pre-order the Jingle All the Way 7" now over on http://www.metalblade.com/austriandeathmachine and at http://www.blkmarketmerch.com/collections/austrian-death-machine.
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AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE debut brandnew videoclip at MetalSucks.net!
MetalSucks.net is debuting the world’s first music video that features T-1000 trying to ruin a party! The video, directed by Dave Brodsky and hosted by MetalInjection.net, features several essential music video elements - a party, a hot tub, gang vocals and an underwater guitar solo!
Tim Lambesis comments on the video: “Arnold is proof that you can be brutal and still have fun. Metalheads can still laugh at a party right? The theme for this video can go a few different ways. I think that no matter what drastic measures Ahhnold takes, he somehow only creates more fun for all. Other people may think there is an underlying story as a Terminator love story between Ahhnold and T-One-Million. However you interpret the video is fine with me, but if you sing along loud enough Ahhnold just might show up at your house too!”
Head over to MetalSucks.net now to watch the video!
AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE´s new album Double Brutal was released in September of 2009!
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AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE pump “Iron Fist” on their MySpace!
Get pumped! Double Brutal should be in your puny little hands by now since it´s available all over Europe since last week!
If not, click your way over to the bands MySpace (HERE) to hear their cover of Motörhead's Iron Fist!
Tim Lambesis adds: “Ahhnold and I were able to put together an entire CD full of great cover songs related to his movies. Since we released one song from the originals disc already, we figured it was time for everyone to hear a cover as well. Even now you've only heard less than 1/10 of the album, so make sure to pick up the whole thing!”
“I know this record's meant to be a joke, but Austrian Death Machine's really funny, and the music is pretty good. Even if they're taking a piss.” James Hetfield in Revolver Magazine
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AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE post new track of upcoming album ‘Double Brutal’!
Check out the new track I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle that features multiple solos from shredding warrior Andrew Tapley of The Human Abstract. Click HERE to stream!
AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE creator and musical madman Tim Lambesis comments on the new single I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle: “My goal with this song is to get people to sing along to this classic line while filling in the gaps with brutal metal elements I believe are tried and true. Some bands try to write to songs that are outside the box, and some bands just want to box so we can punch other people in the face and call it a sport. Regardless of whether or not you want to be in or outside of the box, I hope everyone enjoys this song from Double Brutal."
Double Brutal will be released the 25th/28th of September 2009 in Europe!
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AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE post a preview of Double Brutal!
[03/09/09] As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis and California frontman Ahhnold are back for round two with the release of AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE’s Double Brutal, the follow up to 2008’s highly successful (and, well, brutal) release, Total Brutal. With an appetite for all things barbarous, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE ups the ante with Double Brutal. This two-disc goliath features one disc of all new heavy tracks in the tradition of all of Ahhnold’s greatest cinematic moments and a second disc of cover songs including songs originally performed by METALLICA, MEGADETH, MISFITS, JUDAS PRIEST and more, with cover art once again being tackled by Ed Repka (MEGADETH, DEATH, NOFX, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, etc).
A new audio clip featuring sneak peeks at tracks taken from Double Brutal is currently available on ADM’s MySpace page HERE. Check it out to get a taste of the sheer brutality that is set to devastate the world on September 25th/28th Doom-thousand and Nine.
The brandnew song I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Motorcycle can be streamed HERE!
“Sometimes being stereotypically metal is fitting. I'm not trying to break new ground; I just want to break people's necks…and have fun doing it” comments AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE creator Tim Lambesis. "For anyone who doubts the barbaric and brutal nature of Double Brutal, rest assured this album truly is doubly brutal. How can anyone argue Double Brutal’s pure savageness and testosterone filled manliness when you have Ahhnold, the strongest man in the universe and leader of many a mission filled with exploding chests, eyes bursting out of their sockets, and hands down the most classic one-liners you will ever hear, AND Tim Lambesis who can do a one armed push up while listening to Survivors ‘Eye of the Tiger’ (it’s true, I’ve seen it)?
Bottom line, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE is still fast, still pissed, and still brutal.
Double Brutal features shed-a-riffic performances by:
• BUZ MCGRATH (UNEARTH)
• ANDREW TAPLEY (THE HUMAN ABSTRACT)
• JAMES GERICKE (DEATH BY STEREO)
• MARK MACDONAL (MERCURY SWITCH)
• ROCKY GRAY (LIVING SACRIFICE)
• RUSTY COOLEY (again, if you need to ask…)
'Double Brutal' track listing:
Disc 1
1. Double Ahhnold
2. I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle (from Terminator 2)
featuring guest shredding by Andrew Tapley
3. Let Off Some Steam Bennett (from Commando)
featuring guest shredding by Rusty Cooley
4. Who Writes the Songs? (The Real Bomb Track)
5. It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat (from Pumping Iron)
featuring guest shredding by Andrew Tapley
6. See You at the Party Richter (from Total Recall)
featuring guest shredding by Chris Storey
7. Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing is as Brutal as Neaahhh
8. Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies? (from Jingle All the Way)
featuring guest shredding by Mark MacDonald
9. Come on Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar (from Total Recall)
featuring guest shredding by Buz McGrath
10. Who is Your Daddy, and What Does He? 2
11. Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do it Now (from Predator)
featuring guest shredding by Kris Norris
12. Allow Me To Break The Ice (from Batman & Robin)
featuring guest shredding by James Gericke
13. Conan, What is Best in Life? (from Conan the Barbarian)
featuring guest shredding by Rocky Gray & Jason Suecof
Disc 2
1. Intro to the Intro
2. T2 Theme
3. Hell Bent for Leather (from Terminator 2 / Judas Priest cover)
4. Time Travel: The Metallica Conspiracy
5. Trapped Under Ice (from Batman & Robin / Metallica cover)
6. Iron Fist (from Terminator / Motörhead cover)
7. Recalling Mars
8. I Turned into a Martian (from Total Recall / Misfits cover)
9. Killing is My Business…and Business is Good (from everything / Megadeth cover)
10. Tactically Dangerous - Cannibal Commando (from Commando / Goretorture cover)
11. Gotta Go (from Terminator / Agnostic Front cover)
'Double Brutal' will be released September, 25/28 all over Europe!
AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE announce new album title & contest winner!
[16/07/09] Tim Lambesis of AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE has posted an update about the recordings for the 2nd album that are taking place right now. 'Double Brutal' is scheduled for release in the fall of this year.
"I can't believe how fantastic things are going with the recording of 'Double Brutal'. For starters, I thought I would note that Rusty Cooley just finished a guitar solo on the album. If you're not familiar with his shredding guitar work, then you can listen to songs on his site http://www.rustycooley.com
"Now regarding Ahhnold himself! I've been visited in the studio by my friend Fake Arnold who you can visit at http://www.myspace.com. This album will be a good test of true Ahhnold fans to see if they can tell the difference between the lines done by Ahhnold himself, Fake Arnold, and our contest winner Timothy Benham.
"For those of you just reading about the contest, Timothy Benham from Oklahoma is the winner amongst all of the submitted videos. You can check out what looks like an Ahhnold related senior school project in the blog on our MySpace site!"
Post a video clip of your best Ahhnold impersonation for a chance to be on the next AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE album!
[07/05/09] Tim Lambesis, the mastermind behind the most brutal Ahhnold band ever, is hard at work not only touring with his band AS I LAY DYING but preparing songs for the next AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE album 'Double Brutal' due out early fall Doom-thousand and nine (that's 2009 for anyone who doesn't get puns). Anyone who tries to deny the plain and simple fact that ADM IS the most brutal Arnie band out there will be thrown out of the Martian mines on Mars and Ahhnold will so not start the reactor to save your pathetic life no matter what Kuato says leaving you to choke to death just before your face explodes. Anyway, here is a message from Tim Lambesis via the AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE MySpace page to fans of the band and those who think they can do a better Arnie impersonation…
"I was just searching the web for all things Arnold like I often do, and I came up with an idea based on these videos I posted. I'd love to see some people submit their impersonations with links to videos or audio recording. Whoever has the best impersonation can do a track with me on the new Austrian Death Machine record I'm working on right now. To be honest, I don't think anyone out there can do a better impersonation than Josh Robert Thompson, so don't compare yourself to him. Just do the best you can and have fun… I mean brutal fun of course!"
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