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A polluted haze hangs over the sprawling angles and shabby confusion of a modern city. Humans sullenly slog to their workstations, grumbling and farting, girding for another day of slavery and humiliation. The ghastly canyons of stone slowly infest themselves with the mortals and their machines, all emitting stench and unpleasant noises. A dog vomits, then dies. Another typical day in the wretched counter-evolution of the human race.
But suddenly the city is rocked to its core by a mind-numbing blast of sonic murder--a tidal wave of metallic fury, which pours forth from the sky, assailing all with its wrath. Havoc erupts as the shockwave grows in volume, birthing a maelstrom of obliterating hatred that sends the humans screaming in packs through the streets. Lashed by rubble and cut by glass, they howl in terror and torment. The sky splits, releasing a swarm of gigantic flying worms. These creatures descend upon the local music store, ripping it from its foundations and depositing the entire building in a newly appeared lake of flaming urine. The humans try to flee the now-flaming city, only to be halted by great fissures, which split around them, swallowing thousands and then snapping shut with great squishy sounds. Abandoned by whatever lies they had built their pathetic lives upon, the humans wail in a mass of misery, tearing at their own flesh as they look to the horizon, towards the source of the hateful symphony of mayhem which has claimed them as it's victims.
GWAR HAS RETURNED AND THEY ARE PISSED.
Metal Blade records and Slave Pit Inc. present "Violence Has Arrived", the 8th album from Antarctic Rock-gods GWAR. Without a doubt their heaviest and most hateful recording to date, GWAR returns to metal with a vengeance than can only be slaked by the death of billions. Every track is a bludgeoning anthem of sonic chaos celebrating GWAR's continued fanatical rampage through the annals of time--tracks like "Biledriver", "Immortal Corrupter", and "Battle-Lust" leave no doubt that GWAR has returned from their icy abyss to re-claim their position as metallic masters. Beginning in early 2002, GWAR will once again walk the doomed Earth, laying waste to the cities of man, until the human race has been exterminated, their works reduced to dust, and their very existence utterly erased. Only the enlightened--only the bold, only those that recognize GWAR's complete mastery over all shall be spared, and then only long enough so that they may be tortured slowly. GWAR reigns supreme and none may assail them. "Violence has Arrived"--the defining work from the most offensive band to ever exist--GWAR!
GWAR's returns to the rock stage in early 2002! Oderus himself commands your presence--OBEY, and receive a quick death! Prepare yourselves humans; GWAR is coming to reclaim their unmatchable opulent throne of gore-flecked metal--with the battle cry--DEATH TO LIFE!
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