GWAR
Oderus Urungus- Vocals
Balsac the Jaws of Death- Guitar
Jizmak Da Gusha- Drums
Beefcake The Mighty- Bass
Flattus Maximus- Guitar
A polluted haze hangs over the sprawling
angles and shabby confusion of a modern city. Humans
sullenly slog to their workstations, grumbling and
farting, girding for another day of slavery and humiliation.
The ghastly canyons of stone slowly infest themselves
with the mortals and their
machines, all emitting stench and unpleasant noises.
A dog vomits, then dies. Another typical day in the
wretched counter-evolution of the human race.
But suddenly the city is rocked to
its core by a mind-numbing blast of sonic murder--a
tidal wave of metallic fury, which pours forth from
the sky, assailing all with its wrath. Havoc erupts
as the shockwave grows in volume, birthing a maelstrom
of obliterating hatred that sends the humans screaming
in packs through the streets. Lashed by rubble and
cut by glass, they howl
in terror and torment. The sky splits, releasing a
swarm of gigantic flying worms. These creatures descend
upon the local music store, ripping it from its foundations
and depositing the entire building in a newly appeared
lake of flaming urine. The humans try to flee the
now-flaming city, only to be
halted by great fissures, which split around them,
swallowing thousands and then snapping shut with great
squishy sounds. Abandoned by whatever lies they had
built their pathetic lives upon, the humans wail in
a mass of misery, tearing at their own flesh as they
look to the horizon, towards the
source of the hateful symphony of mayhem which has
claimed them as it's victims.
GWAR HAS RETURNED AND THEY ARE PISSED.
Metal Blade records and Slave Pit
Inc. present "Violence Has Arrived", the
8th album from Antarctic Rock-gods GWAR. Without a
doubt their heaviest and most hateful recording to
date, GWAR returns to metal with a vengeance than
can only be slaked by the death of billions. Every
track is a bludgeoning anthem of sonic chaos celebrating
GWAR's continued fanatical rampage through
the annals of time--tracks like "Biledriver",
"Immortal Corrupter", and "Battle-Lust"
leave no doubt that GWAR has returned from their icy
abyss to re-claim their position as metallic masters.
Beginning in early 2002, GWAR will once again walk
the doomed arial, laying waste to the cities of man,
until the human race has been exterminated, their
works reduced to dust, and their very existence utterly
erased. Only the enlightened--only the bold, only
those that recognize GWAR's complete mastery over
all shall be spared, and then only long enough so
that they may be tortured slowly. GWAR reigns supreme
and none may assail them. "Violence has Arrived"--the
defining work
from the most offensive band to ever exist--GWAR!
If you would like your corpse to join
the food chain, consider sending email to GWAR!
